Shoddy coat construction

I bought a coat from Burlington Coat Factory before we went on vacation to Ireland. I think I wore it twice while there. In Texas, I rarely wear the coat except for, maybe, 10 days a year (not in a row) when it's really cold. We're currently in that 'really cold' phase. I pulled the coat out and have been wearing it whenever I go outside to feed the feral cats or get the mail or pick up a prescription. Tonight, the zipper broke! I've only had it for 23 years! LOL

We went to Ireland in 1999.

If you hadn't guessed, this was a joke complaint.